sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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    American: I want to live in the UK.
    Asian: I want to live in the UK.
    Indian: I want to live in the UK.
    African: I want to live in the UK.
    Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
    Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
    Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
    French: I want to live in the UK.
    Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
    British: wat
    Irish: feckin' English bastards

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

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